Chodel's Theorem

Chodel's Theorem is a scientific law that states that the longer a woman's sock is, the greater the quality of her toes are. The law is currently being tested to see if this extends to other forms of clothing as well, most notably Gloves.

The law was discovered just after the events of I HAVE SEX, when Alfred Chodel and Sexmaster 3000 decided to look for some toes to slurp on. In their spree of debauchery, they found that on average, women with longer socks had better tasting toes. Chodel began working on the theory, and soon found it to be true. He won a pulitzer prize for his efforts.