Ash J. Horny

Ash "DaWafflePancake" J. Horny is one of Rice's friends, known in The Days of Yore as Xxr3ssurectxX. He is one of the residents of Seastar Island. He is a lesser deity, below Chod, ruling over the dominion of Horny (though Chod is said to have given it to him out of charity and not because Ash legitimately qualified for the position). As one of the Seastar Survivors, he hates Shangan for not editing it together as the series has a lot of potentially humor inducing moments.

One of the key factors in Ash's lack of qualification for the position of Lord of Horny is his lack of affinity for His Holy Adornments, though he has been known to be astronomically horny at times. Old Egyptian tombs contain stories of a tall, pale man who would impregnate multiple women at once, his name translated into English being "Asj". This is thought to be a result of a translation error, and though Ash has had too many sexual conquests to remember these events, evidence and drawings suggest that it was him.

Ash is a trained Cum Warrior, able to use his semen as projectiles and shape it into deadly weaponry with which to destroy his foes. He is also capable of writing erotica capable of driving even the most chaste of humanoids to furious orgasm.

Currently stranded in the Astral Plane (put there after the calamity of The Great Duel), Ash is only able to communicate with the Penoids Clan through da gram and through da cord. Occasionally, he has managed to escape, but an unknown force always pulls him back in. Alfred Chodel is currently working with Vcode on a method by which to return Ash to the Material Plane.