Gloves

Gloves are the only known device capable of subduing the insatiable lust of Chod and Ricethelad7. They consist of a material or fabric shaped like a hand, examples including leather, silk, and latex. They are meant to be worn on the hands, typically by w*men, but men have been noted to wear them occasionally.

Gloves were first used as a means to temporarily disable the unending lustful fury of Chod and Peator. It is unknown why gloves are surprisingly effective at lowering their infinitely vast levels of horny, but nobody really cares about the why. Sages have theorized that, if gloves had not been discovered for another month (past the time of their initial discovery), the world would enter a second ice age, though covered in the coom of Chod and Peator instead of ice.

Franziska was noted as the first one to discover gloves, which she used immediately to tame the savage horniness of Chod and Peator. She died in the calamitous aftermath of The Great Duel. She is honoured in 5:10, as the protagonist shares her name. Her efforts in preventing a coompocalypse have not been forgotten by humanity, for they are constantly reminded of her efforts in subduing That Which is Untamed.

The followers of Chod and Peator, especially the female ones, often masturbate with (or into) gloves to honour them. It is believed that doing so also helps quell their lust, further preventing the Coom Age.